Size: 4x6

Phrases: Bought that twatwaffle some syrup. Twatwaffles love syrup. We've all had a twatwaffle moment. I love you anyway. Life can be such a twatwaffle, I'M here if you need me. 

sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing the other person is a fucking twatwaffle and it's not worth your time if it looks like a twatwaffle, talks like a twatwaffle, and walks like a twatwaffle, it's probably a twatwaffle