Snarky Housewife

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 my time alone is for everyone's safety

i'm suffering from mood poisoning

i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

i'm returning your nose dear! i found it in my business

no doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming

if some people were on fire i would happily toast marshmallows

some day you'll go far and i hope you stay there

you stir up the cocktails i'll stir up the trouble

vintage lady woman wife