Snarky Couple

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if at first you don't succeed do it the way your wife told you

marriage is just texting each other from different rooms until you die

let's grow old and grumpy together

never laugh at your wife's choices. you're one of them.

sweetie, of course i remember where we keep everything in the house i live here too remember? -said no husband ever

i'm not arguing i'm just explaining why i'm right

vintage couple at dinner