Size: 4x6

silence is golden duct tape is silver

born to be wild but only until about 9pm or so

guac is extra but so am i

i'm pretty feisty for someone who's short and has trouble opening some doors because they're too heavy

everything happens for a reason and sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and make bad choices

don't try to explain yourself to idiots you're not the fuckface whisperer

my idea of help from above is a sniper on the roof

stop saying yes to shit you hate

pina colada drink tropical drink coconut drink drink umbrella with straw