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bitchilante only being mean to people who deserve it

i do not spew profanities i enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady

when i was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. i couldn't wait to be a grownup so i could go to bed whenever i wanted. turns out, it's 9 pm.

i'm like 14 people packed into one body... spin the wheel, bitch.

how to politely tell someone they're stupid: wisdom has been chasing you, but you've always been faster.

easy peasy lemon squeezy? i'm stressed depressed, lemon zest.

"still punk as fuck," i say, as i reach for my pill organizer.