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the fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers

have we checked all the food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn

every time i get a gray hair i remember that one of my stem cells is like the working conditions here are awful and i am done and i respect that from a labor perspective

just checked my horoscope and it says i'm well overdue to go off the fucking rails

stay fresh cheese bags

sure when aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she's a goddess but when i do it i'm drunk and no longer welcome at the aquarium

oyster pearl shell