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 i was told there would be a handbasket

in my next life i'm coming back with money and looks instead of this sparkling personality bullshit

AF is my favorite unit of measurement

whew almost gave a fuck scared the shit out of me

i'm absolutely delicious but i hate that mosquitos know it

for fuck's sake what now? i mean how may i help you?

i don't want to go through things that don't kill me but make me stronger anymore

i don't like making plans too far in advance because then the word premeditated gets thrown around the courtroom

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