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when people tell me you're gonna regret that in the morning i sleep in until noon because i'm a problem solver

tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself it's okay i've had it coming for some time now

never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing

here's to all of us beautiful, confused, imperfections who wake up, keep trying every day and to the coffee that makes it all possible

it's weird being the same age as old people

hostage or not sometimes it's nice just being held

hey sorry for acting weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired