Size: 4x6 

take a day off from being the bigger person. create mayhem. you deserve it.

when i catch people staring at me i assume they're taking notes on how to the fucking shit.

one day at a time you impatient psychopath

it's a throat punch kind of day

don't worry about getting older, you'll still do dumb stuff, only slower.

people on hgtv can filp a house in a month. meanwhile i've been getting ready to vacuum for a week now.

my favorite memory is having energy.