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what haunts me is that i am just not smart enough for so many people to be this much more stupid than i am

you're someone's reason to smile and probably someone's reason to drink heavily you're a little all over the place

everyone talks about an inner child but i have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things judges everyone and wants to be in bed by 8pm 8PM

chuck it in the fuck it bucket

don't have me because i'm beardiful

the world is not full of assholes but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every single day

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