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when my time comes i want to be buried facedown so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass

the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

i am not loving anyone i'm not legally required to

your head hurts? that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

how would you like a foot in your ass?

you morons just hung a vacancy sign on your asses and my foot's looking for a room.

congrats dumbass happy birthday dumbass

yelling is the only part of being a father i enjoy

women are never done with it son anything wrong youdo they sit on it for 25 years like an egg then it hatches on superbowl sunday

bald man