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if i leave a social gathering early, it's because my sweatpants are home alone and they need me.

i enjoy a glass of wine each night for the health benefits. the other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

some people think they're all that when they're not even all there.

facebook needs to stop suggesting "people you may know". i know them, i just don't like them.

driving down the road, i saw my ex and realized that "i'd hit that" really changes over the years.

she danced like nobody was watching. but people were watching. and she looked like bees were attacking her.