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you are evil and you must be destroyed

he is a boil on the butt of humanity

a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

you know i love you more than my luggage

if he's trying to drive me crazy it's too late

it takes some effort to look this good

smile - it increases your face value

you have the handwriting of a serial killer

the nicest thing that i can say about her is that all her tattoos are spelled correctly