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happy birthday from us very happy birthday but i think we both know who made this card and who just signed their name most birthday cards just say happy birthday this one says very happy birthday because i care more than everyone else you're a hard person to shop for and that's a huge part of why i didn't get you anything you get better with age which is good, because you used to be a real piece of work a donation has been made in your honor to my local wine shop you'll never be old as long as your mind is young and innocent and your heart is pure you are so screwed