Size: 4x6

good heart bad mouth 4 creative juice coffee mug

when i say no worries, i mean no worries for you, because they’re all mine now. i have anxiety. i have all the worries. i’m stealing yours. none for you. if you wanted them, that’s too bad.

i’m not a morning person or a night person, but i’m usually good for about 15 minutes in the afternoon

i tried starting my day without coffee once. my court date is pending

i just opened a can of worms and it’s hardly the chaos advertised

PEOPLE LOVE TO HATE ON MONDAYS, BUT TUESDAYS? ALSO BAD. WEDNESDAY IS NO PRIZE, EITHER.

Today, I worked from home, ran 10 miles, made a delicious dinner, read a book and got to bed early. It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you lie.