Size: 4x6

you can go straight to H-E-Double-hockey-sticks

the older you get the better you get unless you're a banana

i feel like crawling under the covers and eating velveeta right out of the box

you can lead a herring to water but you have to walk really fast or he'll die

it's like life is a giant weenie roast and i'm the biggest weenie

i eat raw cookie dough and occasionally run through sprinklers and don't wear a bathing cap and at christmas i've been known to put away more than one eggnog

banana girls