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it's called karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you

i don't need a mood ring i have a face

being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive

alcohol because adulting is hard

let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today

throwing sarcasm around like confetti

i don't always whoop but when i do there it is

it's a beautiful day to leave me alone

i don't need your attitude i brought my own

i had my patience tested i am negative

what and i cannot stress this enough the fuck

caution i have no filter

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me cussing wasn't ladylike, i'd have a shit ton of fucking money.