this card won't make things better but i'm giving it to you anyway
what doesn't kill you gives you some weird coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor
i'm sorry your tits are trying to kill you
fingers? crossed. good vibes? sent. wine glass? full. need anything? i'm here.
i'm so sorry
no' mo' chemo!
damn boobs nothing but trouble
there is no good card for this
cancer has no idea who it's dealing with
when the going gets tough, the tough cry in the car
breast cancer
fuck cancer dear cancer you're a dirty ho secretly hoping chemo gives you superpowers cancer picked the wrong bitch apparently cancer had no idea who it was dealing with my bitch-slap hand is ready
