Don't Poke The Dragon

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you deserve forehead kisses, someone who adores you, and a fire-breathing dragon to destroy anyone who's wronged you.

people who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by them

you are strong enough to slay your own dragons

if you can't take the heat, don't poke the dragon.

you'll all be sorry when i figure out how to breathe fire

meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

dragon dragons fire