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 you tried your best and you failed miserably the lesson is never try just because i don't care doesn't mean i don't understand to alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems you don't win friends with salad shut up brain or i'll stab you with a q-tip you used to be cool i can't promise i'll try but i'll try to try d'oh me? fail english? that's unpossible what's the point of going out we're just going to end up back home anyway don't have a cow man mmm donuts