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i'm only doing this because you called me rude and i take that as a compliment

stop acting like a disgruntled pelican

i'm feeling like this deep, aching sense of dread

very uninterested in that opinion

i plan on popping a pill crying a lot and falling asleep early

don't be a little b!

eat glass

wine is awful. get me another glass.

i've had enough waking hours for one day