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don't have a crap attack

your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

wine helps me drink

you should know when you hold hands with me you're holding hands with everything i've ever eaten

kids are horrible why do we keep making them?

no matter what i say stop me when i've had sixteen

i don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm

nonsense or mom-sense?

tina glasses dancing