Crap Attack Vol 1 - RETIRED

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you're my family and i love you but you're terrible you're all terrible

okay fine but i'm gonna complain the whole time

i'm no hero i put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else

hell hath no fury like i do

crazy how kids can fall asleep sober like that

mommy doesn't get drunk she just has fun

if she was a spice, she'd be flour

i'm a smart strong sensual woman

here's a bunch of numbers it may look random but it's my phone number

mustache glasses bunny ears