Size: 4x6

we're putting the band back together

we have both kinds of music here: country and western

it's 106 miles to chicago we've got a full tank, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses, hit it.

we're on a mission from god

it wasn't a lie it was just bullshit

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!