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1 day of coal 364 days of fun i'll take my chances

wrapping presents is folding laundry's asshole cousin

fa la la la la fuck right off

you better watch out you better not cry you better not pout i'm telling you why santa hates little bitches

dear santa i'm writing to tell you i've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard

i'm trying very hard to into the christmas spirit but the damn cork won't come out

naughty list mvp

christmas skull peppermint sticks santa hat