Size: 4x6

patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses

crippling anxiety is my cardio

you are the "she" to my "nanigans"

what doesn't kill you gives you unhealthy coping skills and a dark sense of humor

i'm nicer than my face looks

coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc & i don't give eeffoc until i've had my coffee

you may call it coffee to me it is anti-murdery juicy juice

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