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the audacity! the unmitigated gall!

am i only eating because i'm bored?

hate hate hate hate hate hate double hate loath entirely

be it ever so heinous there's no place like home

maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.

cheer up dude it's christmas

bleeding hearts of the world unite

i could use a little social interaction

no one should spend christmas alone

cute kid bad judge of character

if you utter so much as one syllable i'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish if you'd like to fax me press the star key