Size: 4x6

 if you're not happy single you won't be happy married happiness comes from craft supplies not relationships

i'm pretty sure my dream job would be karma delivery person

my give a fuck fairy died

why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than in the bed intentionally?

sometimes i wonder how the meteor that was supposed to hit us in 2012 is doing and would it be interested in hitting us now

i hate when walmart doesn't have what i need and i have to go home, change out of my pajamas, and take a shower so i can go to target.