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He who hath not a uterus shall shut the fucketh up. Fallopians 12:13

Do you run? Yes, out of patience, fucks and money.

Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment.  You still have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.

Dear life: when I said things could not get worse, that was not a challenge.

To whom it may concern: If I want to, I will.  Sincerely, A bitch that would if she wanted to.

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